Dorsey's Misanthropic Journal

11:57PM - Twittering

• People don't change. Anyone who claims they aren't the same person they used to be is trying to sell you something.

11:57PM - Twittering

• I find myself in the weird spot of arguing on the internet with someone who is smarter than I am.
• We keep talking about how people are "mourning" Michael Jackson, but I don't think what they're feeling is really grief, it's nostalgia.

11:57PM - Twittering

• I hate it when someone adds me on facebook and I have no idea who they are.

11:57PM - Twittering

• Frank Orr just added me on facebook. I still need to kick his thieving ass.

11:58PM - Twittering

• The Supreme Court has officially struck down the concept of "innocent until proven guilty"

11:57PM - Twittering

• Sarah Palin proves once again that she is not above exploiting her own children for political gain.

11:58PM - Twittering

• It's awfully sunny considering how much it's thundering.

11:57PM - Twittering

• Sometimes I think this computer has shut itself off because it's so quiet.

11:57PM - Twittering

• I made the mistake of wearing a blue shirt into Best Buy today.

1:16AM

Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is the most evil person in the world. I can't even make a joke about it, he's just disgustingly vile.

11:57PM - Twittering

• The motor on my drivers-side window is broken meaning there's nothing much holding it up. A replacement motor costs fuckin $120.

11:57PM - Twittering

• The Hurricanes are gonna get killed
• The Hurricanes got killed

12:01AM - Twittering

• I refuse to move anything heavy for at least a month.

11:57PM - Twittering

• I'm playing against the biggest donkey ever. He can't lose to pocket aces. He raises with K3o and hits quad kings. He is Valerio.
• Twice today I was almost hit by people running red lights.

11:58PM - Twittering

• My cat is a shedding machine.
• A CNN anchor just described email as "old-fashioned". When did that happen?

11:58PM - Twittering

• I just flopped a straight flush.

11:57PM - Twittering

• My desktop is connected to the internet through a wireless connection. This seems weird to me.

11:58PM - Twittering

• I'm finally out of my apartment. I just turned in my keys. I'm not a hobbit anymore.

11:57PM - Twittering

• Screw you guys, I'll watch Star Trek by myself.
• Awesome. The person who was supposed to help me move today ended up in the hospital this morning.

12:03AM - Twittering

• I still have an enormous amount of crap to move out of my apartment, but I'm completely drained of energy.
• It's time I admitted I have a problem. I'm a packrat, and I need professional help.