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Thursday, November 26, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • RIP mininova
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • I need to learn how to play poker like a moron, because those guys are always so fucking lucky it makes me want to spit.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • If New Yorkers are too scared to have the 9/11 trial in their city, then we might as well just admit that terrorism works.
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I get annoyed at people who claim to be Whedon fans, but then refer to him as "Josh"
  • The Catholic Church would rather hurt poor people than not discriminate against gays. bit.ly/2puMFQ
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Sunday, November 8, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I really wish people would stop asking me about being unemployed. If I ever get another job I promise I will shout it from the rooftops.
  • Republicans in Congress have abandoned all pretense of maturity and civility and are acting like goddamn children. bit.ly/1NKq8w
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • Why the hell does the Google Voice widget not work on my iGoogle page? That's lame Google...
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Sunday, November 1, 2009

10:55PM - Twittering

  • Huh. Tonight is daylight savings time. Good thing my clocks roll back on their own, cause I hadn't heard a word about it being tonight.
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Friday, October 30, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Just upgraded to Ubuntu 9.1. Unfortunately so did everyone else, the repositories are sloooooooow.
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • People who rail against hate crimes as "thought" crimes generally have no idea what actually constitutes a hate crime.
  • "Hate crime" is a misnomer, it is actually terrorism. That is what we punish; the terror inflicted, not the hate in their minds.
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I bought my first terabyte harddrive today. We're living in the future, people.
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • You really have to pay attention to food exp. dates in my parents house, because they don't and they never throw anything away.
  • Morena Baccarin looks terrible with short hair.
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Saturday, October 24, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Someone in this bar is peeing blood. Try to guess who, we think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
  • The person who complains the loudest about behavior at the poker table is inevitably the most egregious offender.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Do any actual Catholics approve of *anything* Bill Donohue says? Is there any official sanction?
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • I got a rejection letter today from a job I applied for. That's progress, right? I haven't even gotten one of those in months.
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Sunday, October 18, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Fuck me. I went AA in 1st position and got no callers, then AK in the BB and hit 2pair and still lost to fucking AQ.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Opera mobile would be so much better if I could actually set bookmarks
  • It is statistically certain that any attractive women at a poker table will not be single
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Obama's Peace Prize in a nutshell: Just by being elected, he made being non-American just a little bit less terrifying.
  • A pocket pair should hit a set about 1 time in 7. I just had my 14th pair that did not hit a set
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Monday, October 12, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • To all those complaining that Obama got the Nobel, who do you think should have gotten it instead?
  • Rachel Maddow makes a good case as to why Obama's Peace Prize is not unprecedented nor entirely undeserved: bit.ly/EQDYc
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Saturday, October 10, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • You are not a special snowflake, and I don't give a fuck that you don't think it's fair that the rules apply everyone, including you.
  • Rumor has it that Massa is set to wave the chequered flag at Interlagos next week, but Hamilton will snatch it away at the last moment.
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Friday, October 9, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.
  • 1st rule of right-wing propaganda: make a list of your own worst offenses and then accuse liberals of doing those things.
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