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Sunday, February 7, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • Sans pants is the new craze that's sweeping the nation
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Friday, February 5, 2010

11:56PM - Twittering

  • On this side of I85, it's rare to see two accumulation events in a year, and if you do you never see fresh snow on top of stale snow. Never.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I just started downloading the new #Lost. I feel like a recovering addict who's about to score some heroin in a virgin mary statue.
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • Being unemployed isn't so bad, it's being unemployed while all your unemployed friends are suddenly getting jobs that really blows.
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Monday, February 1, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I think my cat is snoring. It's weird, you don't normally think of cats as being noisy sleepers.
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Friday, January 29, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • Snow means paycheck. More snow means bigger paycheck. Let us have it, Mother Nature.
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

11:58PM - Twittering

  • I had never heard of Menifee California before, but I have now and I know that it's populated by morons. bit.ly/7Miole
  • But the Menifee morons ain't got nothing on the Texas SBOE, who banned an author for sharing a name with someone who wrote about marxism.
  • What possible reason would my address be necessary for a freakin' haircut?
  • According to federal judge, the Jefferson Memorial is "not a place of public expression" and likened it to a shrine or temple. Irony is dead
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Sunday, January 24, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I hate smokers who go outside to smoke but then take a big drag and exhale it as they're walking back in.
  • Sure the Saints' kicker is a big hero now, but if he had missed they would have shot him.
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Saturday, January 23, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I am getting seriously tired of being coolered and knocked out on the bubble from cash tournaments.
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Thursday, January 21, 2010

11:56PM - Twittering

  • I have never gotten 72 offsuit as many times as I have tonight
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

11:56PM - Twittering

  • Both #xkcd and #qc comics for Wed. mention refrigerator boxes. I wonder if that means something.
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

11:57PM - Twittering

  • I have my own "lemon" test for things like this: Would Christians be freaking out if it was another religion? Yes. bit.ly/6OibiN
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Sunday, January 17, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I think Scrubs is reusing sets from Cougar Town.
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I love how the typical response to being called out for being an asshole is to ramp it up instead of toning it down.
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • Well shit. The second batch of new years eve plans seem to have fallen through as well. Doesn't leave a lot of time to find something else.
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Monday, December 28, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • I love how the TSA have turned an otherwise failed terrorist attack into a raging success. As long as the TSA exists, terrorism works.
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Sunday, December 27, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I just saw a woman put salt in her beer and then drink it with a straw.
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Friday, December 25, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • It is my new mission in life to spread the idea that Santa Claus is actually an aged Jesus sent back from the future.
  • Literally everything my brother does makes me want to punch him. Makes the whole 'family at xmas' thing kinda awkward.
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Thursday, December 24, 2009

11:56PM - Twittering

  • My cat dropped my camera about 18 inches into a basket of laundry. Somehow that broke the screen and rendered it completely nonfunctional.
  • Dammit cat, I'm too poor for you to be breaking my shit.
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Monday, December 21, 2009

11:55PM - Twittering

  • I just love how my parents think that my computer knowledge means I must know how to fix the jammed load tray on their CD changer.
  • The "War on Christmas" isn't about how not enough people celebrate, it's that too many celebrate in their own ways and Christians hate that.
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