Dorsey's Misanthropic Journal

Saturday, June 27, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • People don't change. Anyone who claims they aren't the same person they used to be is trying to sell you something.
Tweet tweet...

Friday, June 26, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • I find myself in the weird spot of arguing on the internet with someone who is smarter than I am.
  • We keep talking about how people are "mourning" Michael Jackson, but I don't think what they're feeling is really grief, it's nostalgia.
Tweet tweet...

Saturday, June 20, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • I hate it when someone adds me on facebook and I have no idea who they are.
Tweet tweet...

Friday, June 19, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • Frank Orr just added me on facebook. I still need to kick his thieving ass.
Tweet tweet...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

11:58PM - Twittering

  • The Supreme Court has officially struck down the concept of "innocent until proven guilty"
Tweet tweet...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • Sarah Palin proves once again that she is not above exploiting her own children for political gain.
Tweet tweet...

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

11:58PM - Twittering

  • It's awfully sunny considering how much it's thundering.
Tweet tweet...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • Sometimes I think this computer has shut itself off because it's so quiet.
Tweet tweet...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • I made the mistake of wearing a blue shirt into Best Buy today.
Tweet tweet...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • The motor on my drivers-side window is broken meaning there's nothing much holding it up. A replacement motor costs fuckin $120.
Tweet tweet...

Saturday, May 23, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • The Hurricanes are gonna get killed
  • The Hurricanes got killed
Tweet tweet...

Friday, May 22, 2009

12:01AM - Twittering

  • I refuse to move anything heavy for at least a month.
Tweet tweet...

Sunday, May 17, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • I'm playing against the biggest donkey ever. He can't lose to pocket aces. He raises with K3o and hits quad kings. He is Valerio.
  • Twice today I was almost hit by people running red lights.
Tweet tweet...

Saturday, May 16, 2009

11:58PM - Twittering

  • My cat is a shedding machine.
  • A CNN anchor just described email as "old-fashioned". When did that happen?
Tweet tweet...

Friday, May 15, 2009

11:58PM - Twittering

  • I just flopped a straight flush.
Tweet tweet...

Thursday, May 14, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • My desktop is connected to the internet through a wireless connection. This seems weird to me.
Tweet tweet...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

11:58PM - Twittering

  • I'm finally out of my apartment. I just turned in my keys. I'm not a hobbit anymore.
Tweet tweet...

Sunday, May 10, 2009

11:57PM - Twittering

  • Screw you guys, I'll watch Star Trek by myself.
  • Awesome. The person who was supposed to help me move today ended up in the hospital this morning.
Tweet tweet...

Friday, May 8, 2009

12:03AM - Twittering

  • I still have an enormous amount of crap to move out of my apartment, but I'm completely drained of energy.
  • It's time I admitted I have a problem. I'm a packrat, and I need professional help.
Tweet tweet...

Navigate: (Previous 20 entries)

Advertisement