urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey Dorsey Dorsey 2009-12-25T04:56:06Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:317165 2009-12-25T04:56:06Z 2009-12-25T04:56:06Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>My cat dropped my camera about 18 inches into a basket of laundry. Somehow that broke the screen and rendered it completely nonfunctional.</li> <li>Dammit cat, I'm too poor for you to be breaking my shit.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:316737 2009-12-22T04:55:43Z 2009-12-22T04:55:43Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I just love how my parents think that my computer knowledge means I must know how to fix the jammed load tray on their CD changer.</li> <li>The &quot;War on Christmas&quot; isn't about how not enough people celebrate, it's that too many celebrate in their own ways and Christians hate that.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:316494 2009-12-21T04:55:38Z 2009-12-21T04:55:38Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Holiday gathering with extended family. Kill me now.</li> <li>At family xmas gathering, every hour my brother changes an article of clothing without any apparent reason</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:316353 2009-12-17T04:56:00Z 2009-12-17T04:56:00Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>This poker game is a monument to bad, luck-based play</li> <li>I hate being afraid of other players at the poker table, even if it's only a fear that they'll suck out.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:316047 2009-12-14T04:55:46Z 2009-12-14T04:55:46Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>When a poker player is deliberately trying to suck out, eventually they're going to succeed</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:315800 2009-12-08T04:55:59Z 2009-12-08T04:55:59Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Happy Pearl Harbor Day</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:315531 2009-12-07T04:56:03Z 2009-12-07T04:56:03Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>People who play online poker on their laptops while playing real-life poker are really annoying.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:315371 2009-12-06T04:56:07Z 2009-12-06T04:56:07Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>It's astonishing how bad some people are at poker. Also that those people are never in hands with me.</li> <li>I can win chips with bad cards, but lose my ass with strong cards.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:315089 2009-12-03T04:56:20Z 2009-12-03T04:56:20Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I wish the guy next to me at the poker table would take the hint that I really don't care about his stupid stories</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:314801 2009-11-27T04:55:51Z 2009-11-27T04:55:51Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>RIP mininova</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:314563 2009-11-19T04:56:10Z 2009-11-19T04:56:10Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I need to learn how to play poker like a moron, because those guys are always so fucking lucky it makes me want to spit.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:314331 2009-11-18T04:56:31Z 2009-11-18T04:56:31Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>If New Yorkers are too scared to have the 9/11 trial in their city, then we might as well just admit that terrorism works.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:314069 2009-11-13T04:55:43Z 2009-11-13T04:55:43Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I get annoyed at people who claim to be Whedon fans, but then refer to him as &quot;Josh&quot;</li> <li>The Catholic Church would rather hurt poor people than not discriminate against gays. <a href="http://bit.ly/2puMFQ">bit.ly/2puMFQ</a></li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:313706 2009-11-09T04:55:41Z 2009-11-09T04:55:41Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I really wish people would stop asking me about being unemployed. If I ever get another job I promise I will shout it from the rooftops.</li> <li>Republicans in Congress have abandoned all pretense of maturity and civility and are acting like goddamn children. <a href="http://bit.ly/1NKq8w">bit.ly/1NKq8w</a></li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:313412 2009-11-04T04:55:29Z 2009-11-04T04:55:29Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Why the hell does the Google Voice widget not work on my iGoogle page? That's lame Google...</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:313229 2009-11-02T03:55:27Z 2009-11-02T03:55:27Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Huh. Tonight is daylight savings time. Good thing my clocks roll back on their own, cause I hadn't heard a word about it being tonight.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:312875 2009-10-31T03:56:39Z 2009-10-31T03:56:39Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Just upgraded to Ubuntu 9.1. Unfortunately so did everyone else, the repositories are sloooooooow.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:312755 2009-10-30T03:56:01Z 2009-10-30T03:56:01Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>People who rail against hate crimes as &quot;thought&quot; crimes generally have no idea what actually constitutes a hate crime.</li> <li>&quot;Hate crime&quot; is a misnomer, it is actually terrorism. That is what we punish; the terror inflicted, not the hate in their minds.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:312566 2009-10-29T03:55:52Z 2009-10-29T03:55:52Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I bought my first terabyte harddrive today. We're living in the future, people.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:312213 2009-10-28T03:55:53Z 2009-10-28T03:55:53Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>You really have to pay attention to food exp. dates in my parents house, because they don't and they never throw anything away.</li> <li>Morena Baccarin looks terrible with short hair.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:311876 2009-10-25T03:56:06Z 2009-10-25T03:56:06Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Someone in this bar is peeing blood. Try to guess who, we think you'll be pleasantly surprised.</li> <li>The person who complains the loudest about behavior at the poker table is inevitably the most egregious offender.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:311725 2009-10-22T03:56:06Z 2009-10-22T03:56:06Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Do any actual Catholics approve of *anything* Bill Donohue says? Is there any official sanction?</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:311389 2009-10-21T03:57:42Z 2009-10-21T03:57:42Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>I got a rejection letter today from a job I applied for. That's progress, right? I haven't even gotten one of those in months.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:311126 2009-10-19T03:56:23Z 2009-10-19T03:56:23Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Fuck me. I went AA in 1st position and got no callers, then AK in the BB and hit 2pair and still lost to fucking AQ.</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dorsey:310839 2009-10-18T03:56:09Z 2009-10-18T03:56:09Z <ul class="loudtwitter"><li>Opera mobile would be so much better if I could actually set bookmarks</li> <li>It is statistically certain that any attractive women at a poker table will not be single</li></ul><a href="http://twitter.com/wsdorsey">Tweet tweet</a>...